The only thing that could possibly prepare you for a political campaign is youth sports!
You have to play the campaign game not to lose – a difficult concept for Americans to grasp.
Campaigning is an interminable audition in which the voters are looking for the slightest reason to shout “next!”
If you can’t keep your ego in check, the chances of winning a local election decrease dramatically.
Our second campaign commandment is, the choir never elected anyone.
Politics ain’t a game for sissies!